Tara Lynn Foxx — As George W. Bush once said, fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice, shame on me again. Tara Lynn Foxx knew exactly how that felt. That's because she had just got out of a relationship with a guy who had convinced her of his swarthy machismo but, in reality, was an understudy in the all-male ensemble of "Dream Girls." The latest guy, other than the fact that he would expose his genitalia in unusual places and circumstances, seemed pretty normal. But this was merely a ruse. For when Tara wasn't looking, he came out of a closet that held Imelda Marcos's old high heels. Fight it or go with the flow, Tara pondered, convinced that she was never going to get a break and have a he-man in her life. So Tara got out some cheap cosmetics, a ratty pair of thigh highs, an old Judi Garland wig and got creative. The end result didn't land her a matinee idol, but at least Tara's got a maid to do the dishes while she attends the afternoon show.

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Nicole Ray — Like other attractive women of her disposition to leisure, Nicole Ray's attracted to strong, confident men - the kind with whom she can hitch a free ride. The latest guy she was sleeping with bragged to her that he had more connections than Wi-Fi, and so Nicole felt her excess of time would be well invested in the sack with him. Wrong. While this bozo continued to play the obvious game, Nicole sat on the sidelines like a hopeful cheerleader waiting for the big score. Which, of course, didn't come. Being a woman with places to go and people to see, Nicole decided that it was time to split but not before she got the last laugh. While some might call what she did as having a plastic dick up one's ass, Nicole saw it as a cathartic ritual of indignation and castigation. Of the opinion that a man in a Marilyn Monroe wig also looks rather ridiculous, we'd have to agree with Nicole.

Tara Lynn Foxx — We'd do almost anything to have the swell of Tara Lynn Foxx's mighty thighs wrapped around our ears, like aluminum on tuna casserole leftovers. And we'd do just about anything, too, to kiss her lovely ass - like tell her her shit hole smelled like roses and that she's really smart and not some dumb ol' porn whore whose money will run out with her looks. But that's as far as it goes. Apparently Tara's boyfriend (a man who obviously stands on principle) didn't play by those simple rules, and you can see the results. Yet, if you don't mind bending over, spreading your ass and playing Cher to Tara's Sonny Bono, there could be some fun to this. But we kind of doubt it.

Nicole Ray — We know lots of old men who would pay dearly out of their cancer-infected asses to have Nicole Ray come over and do a few afternoon cheers for them. So you'd think that her boyfriend who was getting it all for free would be appreciative? Not on your life. This clueless bastard thinks that Bar Rafaeli is a niteclub that just opened in West Hollywood so you got an idea where this is going. But Nicole is devilishly hooked on the bozo, so she gave him one last opportunity to redeem himself before she considered selling her lovely young body to the rich geezer crowd. The plan was simple, the execution lethal. Nicole's fella had to wear pom poms and root for Yale. Only this wasn't as easy as you might imagine. Especially with 12 inches of plastic shoved up your ass. But Nicole was also very convincing about how that was good for the prostate.

Cameron Love — Cameron Love enjoys playing this game of a peek-a-boo with her titties. As you can see, they are very nice titties, and men will do almost anything to see, lick and play with them. You would think. Not realizing that Cameron was also a very adept mistress of emasculation, her latest guy-toy confessed, in truth, that he was far more turned on by thoughts of licking the crusty feet of old Manhattan dowagers with page boy hairdos. Which came as a crushing blow to Cameron who thinks of herself as a fairly hot chick with little or no competition. But her guy's remarks also gave Cameron an idea which she actively turned into gruesome bedroom sport with a purchase of a strap-on and a few supplies from the beauty shop. With his nails painted pink, his dark tresses the envy of stewardesses everywhere and his mouth blazing fiery red lipstick, Cameron's man took it bravely in the ass with nary a peep. And he looked quite lovely doing so.