Height: 5'11 Bra: 36D Shoes: 9 1/2 Color: Black / red Food: Chocolate Ethnicity: German Talents: Played basketball for 20 yrs all through high school and college Fave Position: Doggy Swallows! Fantasy: Double teamed by 2 strong males who just have their way with me, blind folded & kidnapped

Jordan Kingsley's Revenge is a Bitch! Photos and Videos

Jordan Kingsley — We'd be content just to stroke our fingers along the arches of Jordan Kingsley's remarkable feet. And that alone would be enough to suck a miasma of man-snot out of us. But some guys want a whole lot more. Demanding, high-maintenance men, Jordan has realized, are pansies at heart with a gross need to be humiliated, tormented and exploited. Accomplish this, and they will flop like baby birds helpless in oil. A handy baby bonnet, bib and bottle are also keen props to have around, too, Jordan also found out. Rattles are optional. With the proper accoutrements in tow, the first time Jordan reversed sexual roles on a guy, his ass emitted a burp of rectal pleasure. Jordan smiled the smile of a mom knowing that her infant had been properly tended to.

Payton Leigh, Melissa Monet, Jordan Kingsley — Yeah, we had to look twice. Because we could swear a second penis was growing out of Payton Leigh's right leg. While it could be our imagination, this anomaly frequently occurs when you hang out in the gym too often and take those funny nutritional supplements. Other times it's for real and you just play the hand nature deals you. Payton and her buddies can tell you about playing the hand in other ways. Usually it's because their men misbehave and lessons need to be conveyed. Artificial or not, a cock up a man's ass is the orchestra playing a new tune. Occasionally you want to dance and other times you want to sit back and listen. The notes will tell you where you're coming from.

Jordan Kingsley — There's something about a sissy boy that pumps Jordan Kinglsey's body full of electricity. Her skin sizzles like a smoke wagon and saliva floods her mouth like a backed up Van Nuys sewer drain. In Jordan's repertoire of perverse mattress tricks, she's got one where she jacks a shell in its chambers only to make it disappear up a man's ass. It's very interesting to watch Jordan perform this stunt. Even more fascinating to listen as the breath rasps in her throat like hissing hydraulics as Jordan arches her back, diesels for a stroke or two then climbs off. The auto industry could learn a lot from her.

Jordan Kingsley — In French, Jordan Kingsley is the La Belle Dame Sans Merci- the beautiful woman without mercy bent on revenge. And so the question begs- would you rather have an ugly woman with mercy fuck you without a strap-on, or someone of Jordan's caliber packing a lethal sexual utility belt? It's not an easy question to answer as Fernando in the picture soon found out. That look on his face is one of abject terror. Cripes out loud, you'd think he was fucking Boris Karloff with Godzilla waiting in the wings. This is a beautiful woman, albeit a vengeful one.

Jordan Kingsley — The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. He gave us this marvelous, leggy creature named Jordan Kingsley to feast our eyes upon. But here's the catch. He taketh our manhood away in the sense that Jordan has this attitude - want my gorgeous ass? You're first. And you know what that means. Rank humiliation and the inability to look your Dodger season ticket holding, beer guzzling buddies straight in the eye. Because you know what you had to do. You know you had to get drunk, grease up and bite down on a dish rag. Lest you think you paid your dues, however, think again. Jordan suffers short term memory loss. And the joke is on you if you expect equal time.