Samantha Sin can be such a bitch, she ought to have the name "Mr." in front of her name. She's blond, pretty, has lovely legs and an ass worth dying for. Except you pretty much have to get booked on a one-way ticket to the graveyard to get any parts of it. Another aspect of the deal, if you want to share quality time with Samantha, is the fact that you adopt goofy faces and a certain mewling, feminine servility in her presence. Then and only then will she acknowledge your existence. Serving her a piping hot cup of coffee like a $4.00 an hour barristo might help, but we wouldn't bet on it. Our advice is that you simply wash your ass thoroughly and Samantha will think of the rest.